I recognized the articulations, but not what they were actually saying. It's an experience I've never had before.

In questioning the faith of a million cows, I never thought to wonder if they were actually just distracted because they were chewing on something.

Blasphemous Jordan's climbing on the walls again!

Do you ever prepare your breakfast in an alternative fashion?
Oh, the examples are too numerous to list here, but I can attempt to...

• Laying the eggs yourself
• Just not having breakfast
• Substituting the regular old sausage for horse
• Breakfast at the wrong time
• Fettuceno Alfridi
• Alan Turing's Pyschedelic Breakfast
• Beans of a questionable merit
• Breakbeats
• No plates, just table; cut out the middle man
• Use true love as a low-sugar syrup replacement
• And many more!