IT'S TIME TO RAISE THE ROF LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!
DISCO PARTY EXTRAORDINAIRE!
WHAT YOU ARE WITNESSING IS THE ANNUAL AGRICULTURAL RITUAL OF FUN SIZE.
IT IS BELIEVED TO BRING GOOD LUCK AND PROSPERITY TO NEXT YEAR'S HARVEST, EVEN
THOUGH THE RITUAL SEEMS TO HAVE NO ACTUAL BEARING ON WHAT HAPPENS.
NOW, TO EXPAND A LITTLE MORE ON THE WHOLE "BUG MENACE" THING. BACK IN THE
EARLIEST DAYS WHEN MOST FUN SIZEIANS LIVED IN THE GARDEN HOSE RIVER VALLEY,
LIFE WAS VERY PEACEFUL. THAT IS, UNTIL STICKBUG THE TERRIBLE DECIDED TO TRY
AND CONQUER THE VALLEY. THE FUN SIZEIANS MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL, BUT THEY MADE UP
FOR IT WITH A BIG EMPHASIS ON TEAMWORK.
